I Say Stuff On Stage and Make Things Online

My Life Is Like a Black Mirror episode about the dangers of ADD and Technology

I grew up in the 90s just as the internet became a thing. I was forged in the fiery crucibles of the early internet. Birthed via 56k modem and educated with an AOL Free Trial I quickly rose the ranks to become Mayor of Geocities.

Now that all sounds like gibberish. But I was part of the test generation for the modern world. Having grown up in transitionary times I’ve had a lot of interesting things happen to me. I love to share that with people.

When I’m not performing I’m making things. I build professional websites and design graphics for myself and others. If you’d like to know anything, drop me a line.

My Childhood

I’m currently putting to merchandise to be able to sell but until then you can always tip me a few bucks if you’ve enjoyed one of my performances. I’m putting together the equipment to be able to perform more often and in more places so every little bit helps. Thanks!